Noah Could NeverSimon James GreenLabel: ScholasticDescription: Side-splitting comedy - The Guardian Refreshingly positive...sure to leave you with a smile on your face. - OK Magazine Noah's back and more bananas! He and Harry are now officially boyfriends but is Noah ready for the difference? It's no help that a group of cosmopolitan French exchange students have descended on Little Fobbing - including sexy Pierre Victoire who seems to have his eye on Harry! Meanwhile Noah's paired up with a girl ... who most outrageously is not even French. But that's not all: the police are monitoring Noah and he can't tell if it's because his dad and secret half-brother Eric have made off with his gran's fake diamonds; because his PE teacher is receiving mysterious cash infusions from Russia; or because drag queen Bambi Sugapops is hiding out at Noah's house in the midst of a knock-down bare-knuckled drag feud. Will Noah ever catch a break?! One of the UK's leading writers of LGBTQ+ teen fiction Simon James Green is the author of Alex in Wonderland Gay Club and the Noah Can't Even books. A perfect next read for fans of Heartstoppers and Adam Silvera Simon's book You're The One That I Want won the Bristol Teen Book Award 2022 & has been shortlisted for the YA Book Award in association with Edinburgh International Book Festival 2022 PRAISE FOR NOAH CAN'T EVEN (book 1) 'I loved Noah's voice: warm loveable awkward'. The Bookseller 'Slapstick but wonderfully funny' Jewish Chronicle 'A debut I very much loved’ Juno Dawson author of The Gender Games and role model for Stonewall UK 'Sweet barmy charming unexpectedly romantic delight of a YA novel. I smiled the whole way through.' Lisa Williamson author of The Art of Being Normal
