Some sources say this quote was Churchill's. Others say it's from Willy Wonka. But just think about all the crappy arguments this epic statement shirt will save you from. Nobody wins so at least it's fair.
You Couldn't Handle Me Even If I Came With Instructions mug.
If I Am What I Eat mug.
If I Could Grow A Moustache I Would Grow A Moustache classic fit.
If I'm Sitting I'm Knitting mug.
How Can I Have A Carbon Footprint If I Drive Everywhere mug.
If I don't see you through the week. I'll see you through the window classic fit.