If the guy on the other table got the message wrong and is now trying to pick a fight with you is beyond our concern. Just tell that douchebag the t-shirt means that you want to take a piss after drinking that's all.
I Don't Get Drunk I Get Awesome Hip Flask & Shot Glasses
I Don't Get Drunk I Get Happy male t-shirt.
Gaming Cushion - I Don't Get Older, I Just Level Up! - Lime
Gaming Cushion - I Don't Get Older, I Just Level Up!
Gaming Cushion - I Don't Get Older, I Just Level Up! - Silver
Gaming Cushion - I Don't Get Older, I Just Level Up! - Orange